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This. All of this.

I used to work as teacher’s aid in a school for children with emotional/behavioral disabilities. I would get punched by a kid at least every other day. Not once. NOT ONCE did I retaliate and assault any child and that place. This is ridiculous fucking BULLSHIT.

My boss calls the teal “fake blue” and expressly forbid me from using it at work. 😢

My boss calls the teal “fake blue” and expressly forbid me from using it at work. 😢

#teampilot

#teampilot

I was just replying because the OP mentioned Lilo & Stitch, asking how this person is the first. The article says that Moana is the first Polynesian ROYAL, (aka princess) not the first Polynesian voice actor, or first Polynesian character.

Lilo was not princess, though.

Yup. Guns just get up & shoot people all by themselves.

It comes in bits & spurts. You’ll see.

That’s a myth (though it did seem cooler this morning when I took the dog out). Your blood will thin out eventually. 😀

I live in central Florida on the space coast. So named because it’s the place where the shuttle program used to run. I’m 10 minutes from the beach that I’m ironically terrified to visit.

Welp! That cinches it. In the event that Donald Trump is elected president, Australia is officially crossed off list of places to move.

I was about 11 years old & woke up because I felt something crawling on me. I thrashed around (a lot) then flipped the lightswitch. Found 8 big ass legs all in my bed. Never found the body.😞

I thought it was A Clockwork Orange...

In high school (in the '90's) I had a patchwork shirt just like the bags pictured there. I made it myself. I was in a weird, artsy phase.

Bing all way!!

I think SVU is actually in its last season.

I’M NOT IN THE GREYS!!!!!

Thanks. I’ve had therapy & I’m ok now. I don’t know about the other girl, if she even knew what was going on. Hopefully not.

WTF? This happened to me too! Playing truth or dare, an innocent “eat that weird leaf” game became a “bend over and let me stick my penis in your vagina” game. I ran out of the woods crying because i didn’t want to get pregnant. The teenager moved away after he was caught masturbating outside his best friend’s