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somethingnotsowitty

My farmer’s market ppl run their EBT cards up to $20, then gives double that in tokens spend on fresh fruits/veggies.

Forgiveness does not equal reconciliation.

This is me, all the way. My mom had(s) some serious emotional issues that she needs to work through that caused me a lot hardship as a child.

Nope.

Does this also mean that men should have the right to force abortion?

Sounds... delicious.

“to make less caloric.”

Yeah Idk, but my son started showing those signs of lack of empathy when his little sister was born (he was 2) and started acting like a complete, raging sociopath. He was hitting his infant sister, trying smother her every time I went to the bathroom, etc. Turns he has Asperger’s

I. Put my hair in a pony tail. And chopped it all off. Prior to said chopping, it was halfway down my back. After? Think Meg Ryan in French Kiss.

How about she just doesn’t seek jobs in a field she hates? I certainly wouldn’t want entrust my kids with someone who detests being around a lot of kids. That’s how kids get abused at daycares.

I. Love it.

Two words: Tori. Amos.

I was in 7th grade and friends were a little, uh, faster than me and had already started experimenting sexually, but I was naive. These boys hung out with my friends were in my history class. They started groping me whenever the teacher would turn his . I would go class early to try sit on the opposite side of the

If I were 20 again, I’d be 20 with a 35 y.o. mentality.

Water boarding, of course.

Orphan Black irl

My 15 year old self would be pretty pleased that I got the fuck out of my crazy, disfunctional house and have a pretty “normal” life and a job in the field I wanted to work in. She would be utterly pissed about all the weight I gained. I’m like, two of her.

Inappropriate facial grimaces.

I have a friend who was coerced into an unnecessary C-section. A few years down the line she and her husband started trying to have another baby only to find out her tubes were tied. Which happened during the C-section. And she not consent not was she informed.

Omg! I’m totally your #samesie #respectamutha