What. The. Fuck?

Thisdidn't happen to me, but to a teacher at my kids' daycare who I became friends with:

Saving Mars series by Cidney Swanson. Perfect plan.

You win the Internet. And you have my tears.

Before we got my son's diagnosis of autism, we used to try to do family outings. Try being the operative word because it was. Im. Possible. He would become overwhelmed (we later found out) and start acting out. Climbing out of the buggy, running across the store (or wherever we happen to be), outrageous screaming…

Those are actually the very well written sentences for a 9 year old. I thought it was middle school for sure. See, he the sentences are better than mine.

Well, there was no way to know for sure, barring checking the IP address, which neither of us were capable of. But it wasn't written in the same style that the mom's were (Crazy Bitch style), it was meaner. Idk. It was a long time ago.

Not my story ; my former roommate's. Her ex boyfriend was supposedly Very Good Family Friends with John Mayer. Like, they grew up in the same neighborhood and the ex's mom was Like A Mom to John. So the ex is a total douchecanoe. He got fired from like 8 jobs in a year period, he dropped out of school, he stays…

I got the generic Spanx, the non-shorts-slip-dress-style kind for my wedding & they kept rolling off. After pictures I decided, "Screw it! He knows what the cow he bought looks like under all this!" and took it off. It's been in a ball in the back of my closet ever since.

Thanks. That's a nice thought & something I've already looked into. He's been on antidepressants for about 2 1/2 years. I thought maybe he has a hormonal imbalance, like low testosterone & made him get tested. He has had several full work ups because this has been going on for more than 7 years & I thought there was…

So my fucking asshole of a husband. Ok. So I passively aggressively posted this picture of him on Facebook taking a nap (he takes a nap every day, and in this instance, he slept until noon, then went to nap at 4:30), and he got all pissy about it. But instead of asking me verbally to take it down, he sent me a private…

You should be able to report anonymously, at least to the family. As a former child abuse prevention worker, I know that (at least in Florida), they aren't allowed to reveal the identity of the reporter to the alleged abusers. That being said, I'm not sure that raising your kids with really outdated beliefs…

You should be able to report anonymously, at least to the family. As a former child abuse prevention worker, I know that (at least in Florida), they aren't allowed to reveal the identity of the reporter to the alleged abusers. That being said, I'm not sure that raising your kids with really outdated beliefs…

Except it's only the hospital record, not the official birth certificate.

Me too!! I'm now on a mission to make everyone I know hate me.

I was at a leadership conference in college that took place in Orlando. The group I was with from my school piled up and went to Universal City Walk Orlando for an evening out after the breakout sessions were done.

I had no idea they were supposed to be some uppity Australian thing. I just know they are delicious.

Fucking fuck!!

Not dogs. Cats though...

I went to public school. Our health class in 9th grade featured a video about condoms. And a guy stretching one over his head. And then filling it with water, and filling an entire bathtub with a water balloon-condom. And that's when I learned that magnum sized condoms are for idiots.