True story. I was in labor (with epidural in place) for 2 days. They wouldn't let me push because some health concerns that I have (becoming that I birthed 2 before her), and there were like 10 nurses & other staff in my room when the Dr finally broke my water. They started gaming it up, and I started laughing. I…

Ah, Sensei. You have taught much in the ways of white bread. Even white flour is made with wheat. Thank you, Sensei pinkkittie27.

Over Jennie's dead body.

NO. I'm clearly talking about UN-Ambassador-and-adopter-of-children-worldwide-tattooed-mistress-rebel-with-a-heart-of-gold Angie. Du-uh.

My sentiments exactly. I was thinking: "Ugh. Oh God. I just want to lick him. What's wrong with me?"

I'm really upset that he's friends with Brad & Angie.

True story. I <3 them!

I hate him. Thanks to Jeb, all kids in Florida eat the same cafeteria food as prisoners in Florida.

I had a cat who went bananas for bananas.

She has nice armpits. They indent. Mine are like Barbie doll armpits; they are concaved when my arm is raised. Even when I was much, much thinner. Barbie doll armpits. I am jelly of TayTay's perfectly indented armpits.

So... Bradley Cooper made up like Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation... IDK. I kinda dig it.

This happened in Nova Scotia, though. I'm not sure that their constitution includes free speech.

Why does Kinja hate me?

First off: $679/week is a lot of fucking money. More than any black person I know makes. More than I even make!

Why is it not working???!! It's the best gif ever!!