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somethingnotsowitty

Good for you!!

What about emancipation?

I can't even imagine how this mom feels. I'm pretty gender neutral with my kids. If my son wants to play with dolls or play dress up with his sister's high heels, whatevs. But he doesn't. He's so purely boy it's kind of ridiculous. I can't even imagine how it would feel for me as a parent to raise this little guy,

Yeah. Thanks for the blame. I was VERY involved in church/religion & looking for something traditional, so he was an ideal match at the time. He would come over to my house & change my trash. He helped me do things without me asking him to. He was kind. I think we've both changed. I've become more progressive, and

I fucking hate my husband. Hate him. Hate his character. He is a misogonyst, racist, power hunger asshole training to be a cop of all people. I'm so scared of how he is going to be with a gun in his hands. He keeps saying, "I'll get training, I'll get training," but they can't train his lack of impulse control out of

I can't honestly picture my boy child choosing to play with this toy, but my girl child might. Even though they've bathed together, and, well, he's a boy, so he occasionally pulls his pants down & walks around the house with his pee-pee hanging out, I don't think she would look at this toy and equate it with a penis.

Unfortunately, false reporting happens all too often. I'm glad she got caught. Fuck her.

Enough humblebragging.

Fucking FUCK, Kinja! I clicked "CANCEL!!"

FLOR

I almost just puked up the half a pack of Lemon Oreos I just ate. Almost.

He has Yoda ears. You should call him Orange Yoda.

I have never heard of this, and haven't watched the trailer (yet), but I think I will make my 13 y.o., who is getting into creepypasta lately, watch this with me tonight.

They're a good organization. They haven't disappeared. It hasn't been released yet because of funding. One of my coworker's is the founder's cousin. And someone else who started/was involved in the movie (?) it is married to the nurse who helped deliver my 3 y.o.

One of my coworker's cousin founded this organization. They give resources to people with depression/suicide/addiction. They're actually really awesome & do a lot of good in Central Florida.

What the Florida?!

I remember riding in the hatchback of my dad's Geo when I was a kid when there wasn't room in the regular seats. NBD. Seat belt laws were different back then.

I'm like, "Catoosa... Is that in Florida? Sounds like it could be Florida."

Oh. I thought the article image was from the magazine. My bad.

I'm in an unhealthy friendship with my "best friend"/sister-in-law. She's been my best friend since we were 15, she got married, introduced me to her husband's brother, whom I married. Now she and her husband are separating, and she's gone nuts.