Simultaneous orgasms aren't ficticious. Multiple orgasms are. o

I had a male friend through high school. I had a giant crush on him, but he had a girlfriend. I became really close friends with him, his younger brother & their step-sister.

That fourth girl down, the tour guide, still looks crazy as fuck after her surgery.

Well, it WAS totally him, not him catering to my every whim and desire (which is totally him), and I obvy married him, so it wasn't totally unappreciated. :)

I like her Elsa braid, though.

I'm weirdly disappointed that there were no actual naked people in that video.

IDK. I'm totally an attention whore and would have LOVED an all-out no-holds-barred public marriage proposal. My husband is much more low-key, and I guess not entirely sure I would say yes (even though I picked out the ring, and got all dolled up for the event), so he cooked us a delicious dinner & proposed at home.…

And, see. I AM a total douche. I live in America's dong (Florida), and those pictures just blew my mind. My apologies.

OK, fair enough. I was being condescending. But you replied to my post that most first time offenders are offered a diversion program before being sent to prison saying that in NY, if you can't afford bail, you go to Riker's Island, then if convicted, upstate. Riker's is jail. I stated most first time offenders don't…

Herk. I knew there was a reason I don't wear jewelry.

Oh, sweety. Jail is where you go to await trial. Prison is where you go once convicted.

I concede. You speak truth.

we do a disservice to everyone by neglecting to offer anything by way of rehabilitation.

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Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.

Every time I see him, I think of knee-bows. Plus he looks like a fish.

No. This shit is seriously delicious. My grandma makes it for me every year. Of course, I'm the only one who likes it...

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Is. Is that fucking GRAVY poured on top of candy corn?

That Holiday Green Gelatin Salad has a name (though it's arguably worse than Holiday Green Gelatin Salad: Congealed Salad) and it's fucking delicious. My grandma has been making that since before I was born every year for Thanksgiving. I love it.