I was an asshole to a server once. I took my niece and daughter to see matinee, but we had about an hour to spare before the movie started so we walked to a nearby family pizzeria. I was seated as the waitress was serving the table right next to me, so it's not like she didn't see us. We waited there for 20 minutes…

Ok. I'm not a gamer, but my daughter is. What is GamerGate?

I'm taking a Neuropsychology class and it says that historically, people who had symptoms of Tourette's syndrome were diagnosed with "hysteria" and locked away.

Love

Heard it this morning on Elvis Duran Morning show. Love it!!

To me, they are reminiscent of school lunch bar-b-que rib sandwiches. Oh! The nostalgia!

I was at a bar for a show tonight and saw a girl in a shirt that said, "Cunt" in the Coca-Cola script. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Not sure if that's a cardi. Might just be the vest for the 3-piece suit.

Jamie Oliver wins the internet.

Second place!

You win the internet!

One would think.

tl;dr

My husband once said to me, "Women shouldn't be allowed to havr management

I am keeping all pending replies hidden from now until eternity. I almost puked at my desk. And I only saw one. I can't UNSEE that!!

Vegan. Leather. Don't you mean "Pleather," Nasty Gal?

I thought you said he was a prisoner?

I love your name.

couples who's kids have

I hate to be that person, but