Don't ever move to Florida. Our cockroaches are gigantic. And they fly.

ALOUD. Please revoke my Grammar Nazi card and any card-carrying privileges.

Shrayber, this was the best article ever. Reading it allowed to my husband was more fun than reading it to myself. #istandwithblowtorch

Jeez, really? 10? Florida doesn't have a legal home alone age; it's at the parents' discretion.

Actually, it likely wasn't even 8 hours as McDonald's is one of those companies that doesn't want to provide health care so they have been cutting employees' hours to under 30/week.

Ugh.Is it possible to hate Jenny McCarthy any more?

Um... Kids drink at parties. Yeah, they aren't *supposed* to, but realistically, it happens. Her being raped was NOT her fault, regardless of whether she expected to be drunk or not. Rape is NEVER the victim's fault.

It's so Anonymous.

Because what could possibly be more glorious than being shat on by a horse? Sitting astride a horse while he (or she?) orgasms, that's what.

Is that a James Franco original?

Oh. Em. Gee. I live off of Eau Gallie.

Isn't Saratoga the psychic city?

Shrayber's my favorite.

Well, the place came furnished. *shivers*

Um... Obvi! She likes hanging out with creepy, old douchecanoes. Duh!

It's actually Wabasso, not Wassabo.

I have a 5 year old son, and while I do not directly discuss sex with him, I do discuss autonomy & accepting no as an answer (ie: your sister doesn't want to let you play with her toy and it's ok for her to say no). I want this shit so ingrained in him that when it does come time to have "The Talk," he's going to…

I actually calculated it out and it's more like 30-35%, but since I'm only the wage earner feeding the entire family, it seems like more than the 6-7% per person it actually is. But still, a third of my income goes to feeding my family. Whoa.

I have a household of 5. We usually spend about $500-$600/mo in groceries/take out, which is about 40% of my take-home pay. Holy shit! I didn't realize we spend so much on food. Jeezus! We're not even eating steak & lobster everyday. Shit.

What the Florida?