This is worse than the poetry I wrote in HS when I gave myself the pen name of Misery Reign. Gag.

Actually, as someone who has worked in child welfare, homelessness is not a reason for a child to be removed from his or her parents. If the state child welfare agency DOES get involved with a family due to homelessness, they usually just try to help, unless during the course of the investigation it's found that there…

I'm so boy crazy, I don't think the hubs can keep up with all my celebrity crushes. :/

I wanted to be/crushed on Eliza however-you- spell-her-last-name's character from Bring It On.

My hubs crushes on Christina Ricci a la Black Snake Moan... And Johnny Depp.

Future companion.

She's actually completely hot in this pic. I'd do her & I'm a straight lady.

He's not classic. Definitely Sour Cream & Onion, or maybe Bar-B-Que. Possibly even

You know what? I was going to go into this big shpiel about how life isn't all about fun, but decided against it. I'm not your mom. If you haven't learned that sometimes life sucks, you're not going to get anything out of an online lecture from a stranger. Just continue on with your bad Basic Bitch self.

Well, I have life insurance for my kids, just in case, God forbid and all that. I mean, funerals are expensive!

Robin Thipecacke. Awesome.

He needs to hook up with Justin Timberlake as a mentor. JT started off as a Disney brat, butHE has matured in his music and as a person.

Gawd, what a creep! If I were Anna, I'd be all, "Take this job and shove it, perv! I quit!"

Yeah. I'm kind of leary of drinking a fluid that is sold labeled "Not for human consumption" myself. I'll pass on the raw milk, thanks.

My husband is a Florida Basic Bitch. He's over here cringing over my chipped nail polish.

I have an author friend who self-publishes. She uses Beta readers for feedback. Contact her on Facebook. Misty Provencher. I'm sure she'd be happy to at least point you in the right direction.

Most formulas are made with cow's milk. Or soy. Usually can't find breast milk in enough volume to make a powder out of it.

Sorry if I sound like an asshole.

I self-identify as a Christian and I've read the bible cover-to-cover. There is ONE line about homosexuality being "an abomination" and sure, God destroyed an entire city, but I think it was less for homosexuality than for flagrant disregard for proprietry - men were RAPING people in the streets! In the Old Testament,…

Yeah, but to be fair, I was watching Modern Family the other night and the gay character on the show (who is also played by an actor who happens to be gay IRL) totally said, "This is totally gay, but..." after which Claire said, "Yeah. That's totally gay."