This has to be one of the most unfortunate press pictures ever. The car already looks like a rolling bathtub on land, there’s ready no need to hammer the point home like that...

For me personally? Mercedes-Benz R 500 L

There will be a serious audit(t) over this! Sorry...

I am very much a beginner, but I have decided to DIY as much as possible, even though some things are a great pain in the rear when you are relying on a wheelchair. The simple reason in my case is curiosity plus a bit of budget-mindness. I absolutely want to know my car in and out and that goes beyond having read the…

It does exist, but I want Airplane Mode to reduce distractions.

Cigarette Racing AMG powerboat anyone? Not made by AMG alone, but still rather cool.

HSE Trim, black contrast pack with 19" wheels, all black interior. Vision Assist and Climate Comfort packages, no other options ticked. Only accessory I'd get is the bumper protection for added peace of mind when handling the wheelchair. $47.200, German configuration shows €56.160 (and interestingly offers way more…

These look great! I'm about to move to a new place where even a mobile lift can't be used and a set of these might be the solution. Cheers!

….*crunch*

Hehe

Well, my '97 E50 AMG only yielded 21-30% -> Sad face

Drooling over the Facel Excellence, but would probably take the Singer Roadster. It's cheap enough to learn all kind of skills and not rare enough to be a reason to incinerate myself when I mess up.

Benz Patent-Motorwagen 1. A whopping 0.67kW /09.9PS to play with.

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Mercedes-B…

I'd like a bike with basic options for people with disabilities from the factory. I actually have a driving school in my area that specializes in teaching how to ride a motorcycle with disabilities, but as with all customizations, appropriate modifications are prohibitively expensive for the most part.

A nice stretch of unrestricted Autobahn, empty except for one other car. I was doing a bit over 260kph when this one other car suddenly swerved to the left for no reason. I hammered on the brakes, the rear got a tad loose and I had to do a crazy kamikaze-style evasion to the right to prevent crashing into this…

Normally I would nominate the DB7 Zagato, but this is Jalopnik so I choose a brown(ish) Virage Shooting Brake:

Also, I do love how my auto-correct prevents me form writing "batshit"

So, let's sum this up:

Whoever he is, I think it's safe to assume that he would be a solid pick for the "coolest job ever" competition.