Trust me, all you need is my one simple preemptive argument. Everybody seems to be misunderstanding the nature of the term “preemptive.”

This is just the Free Hand of the Market telling that guy to go fuck himself.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

MAH GAWD IT’S BIG PAPI’S MUSIC!

And then the home plate umpire takes off his mask only to reveal it’s actually David Ortiz and he clocks the O’s catcher.

I’m still imaging J.R yelling in shock as Don Zimmer charges the mound with a folding chair

Well, people modify their $50,000 diesel truck to burn more $5/gal diesel fuel to belch smoke to strike a blow for the little guy against the small-car driving, bicycling and pedestrian elites. Or something like that.

+1(thousand) future Deadspin post(s)

This is amazing. I read the article earlier today and told a buddy this has potential to get bad. Tonight was not the outcome I expected. However, I kind of hope the stupidity of this ejection will keep the feud alive. I don’t want to see anyone hurt, but I’m loving the WWE storyline (seriously, how often do you get…

Holbrook is under the impression fans bought tickets to the ump show.

objectively, is Brian Windhorst good? To me, it seems like his only skill is having access to Lebron, (hey, which isn’t nothing). But the level of storytelling and/or insight is really lacking to me

for shotgun hunting, turkeys are in season up and down the east coast. But, they are very obviously and definitely not hunting wild turkeys. And I agree - teaching someone who doesn’t know first hand the difference between guns in real life and how they work in the movies is both rewarding and important. The life…

Agree. Nothing is in season that I know of. And Carson says in his tweet they are shooting, not hunting. I hope he took this opportunity to teach his mates about firearm safety. Nothing more embarassing than being killed while practice shooting.

Not hunting. Shooting clays. You can see the thrower in the center of the photo. Also, contrary to all the comments below, its not a “rifle” its a shotgun. Probably a semi-auto, which means its very likely that the bolt was open and/or a flag was installed so you can be certain its an empty chamber. Basically,…

its the american way

Eh, it could have been called a foul, but in the playoffs like 95% of all second-half possessions include something that could be called a foul.

at least make the ECF final so we can be remembered like the early 2000s Kings. A fun great team that sure seems to run into a golden franchise the league would much rather advance. I WANT TO MATTER

“NO ONE BELIEVED IN US, THE ONE SEED”

Beal played like it was the last game before the all-star break. Are we sure he’s aware that he’s in a playoff series?

You’ve been a Bullizards fan for years, surely imagination isn’t strictly needed to envision playoff futility. Gheorghe Muresan isn’t bending down to walk through that door, people.