I think that really started in MW2 and carried on way longer than it should have. I really liked the murky atmospheric vibe CoD4 and WaW held. More Spec Ops: The Line, less Team America: World Police with Mountain Dew.

Also missing Turok 1 & 2 which is eggregious.

I really appreciate that the people who disagree with your thoughtful contributions to an absolutely fictional console are basing their things around what licensing this absolutely fictional console could or could not obtain.

The N64 was the king of Wrestling Game consoles.

Conkers Bad Fur Day? Perfect Dark? Starcraft 64? Wrestlemania 2000? WWF No Mercy? DID YOU EVEN PLAY N64?! -rips hair out-

this baby looks 39-years-old

What’s nice about a halter top is that when you vomit up your 12th lime-a-rita it won’t necessarily get stained.

When asked why anybody would need a bargaining chip...

I am aware of the double standard, thank you. And luckily the medication is limiting the paranoia over how you know where I am.

All radio call-ins should be subjected to heightened scrutiny and forced medication.

The sad thing is that Snyder ponying up $1 million to support the lackluster Trump innaugural festivities barely registers among his record of terrible investements (Haynesworth, Archuletta, Spurrier, Six Flags, Jeff George, Deion, ....)

I’m still nervous. If any team can blow a one goal lead with the game actually over, it’s the Caps.

Oh, don’t you worry. The two Immutable Laws Of DC Sports dictates that this good feeling gravy train will eventually derail in a morale destroying mega-wreck, and Dan Snyder will continue to be a gigantic pile of shit barely masquerading as a human being

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.

Or, you know, just ignore it because who cares.

More like Marcus Smart Aleck, amirite?

Wahlberg is, obviously, the top in that pairing but the video will be hilarious as he keeps shouting “FEEL IT! FEEL IT!” as he pounds Simmons’ bitch ass. Simmons won’t cum until Wahlberg leans in and whispers “Tahm Brady is the fookin greatest cortaback eva.”

Directed by Peter Berg

“They’re not gonna rook us” is pretty great and will be overshadowed by “Take that for data”, kinda like Dennis Green’s line “You wanna crown their ass, then crown ‘em!”

I know the data line is getting a lot of love, but “they’re not gonna rook us” is the finest kind.