I stil do the “Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate!”

i sure hope you find your shoe soon, coach.

I still think that it’s the best skit on Chappelle’s Show. The comments in the background during the actual awards ceremony were priceless. “Clap for me bitch!”

“Buc Nasty you are so dark, when you touch yourself it’s like a black-on-black crime.”

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go home to put some water into Buck Nasty’s momma’s dish.”

Lets not forget” shut up before I cut some bacon off yo back!”

Buc Nasty. What can I say about that suit that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.

Um, much more, well at least in my opinion. But then again, I am in Vermont, the Subaru is our state animal.

You’re half-listening to a conference call.

#dadlife is the reason I don’t have a zippy car. The good old Subaru still is needed to keep that kiddo safe and sound. Then zippy car...

Dude, I am 38 too and this was the year I started to feel particularly old. Maybe it’s a thing. I am still considering a red convertible.

ay bby u wnt sum mtamucl?

Meanwhile the people who play the current Battlefront have been asking for answers on reddit since the game’s release and gotten the big ol’ EA shaft. Shit ain’t worth buying and if it is, it’s a shame cause EA has been dicking fans for months.

The media jumped on the reporting about Dao because the info is available and they need to keep a steady stream of related articles out there to get the clicks. They’d have to do actual legwork and put in some time to track down the officers who dragged the guy off the plane.

It’s not worth sharing until he has a sex tape filmed without his permission.

The important thing here is to ignore the fact that we’re treated like chattel once we’re in an airline’s clutches and focus on the fact that David Dao did bad things before.

everyones close to 18 by then, so, hookers. gotta prepare these boys for the big leagues.

We were surprised that a sitting university president with no direct knowledge of our case would choose to offer such uninformed and highly speculative opinions...

These look great. The only thing I can add is that another option instead of the glaze is to make a big bunch of cinnamon sugar and shake it all over the fritters while they’re still hot and greasy.