My girlfriend is from NJ and she loves the Giants. I’m from the South and I kinda like the Saints, because I don’t fucking know why. Can I just stop liking the Saints and start liking the Giants?

I think because picking the piece up and kinda interacting with it is part of the pleasure, right? It’s not just the taste. It’s the GROPING.

Maryland! Colorado, California

Office breakfast treats face off: biscuits and gravy (homemade) or donut sandwich with eggs and bacon?

I’m Story Repeater Guy 9/10 times.

I just got a nice pair of silicone-tipped kitchen tongs, and now I use them to do relatively mundane shit in the kitchen like turn roasting broccoli, stir stewed kale—stuff like that. But it makes me feel like a goddamn Iron Chef. If someone had told me this simple utensil would have made feel so Godlike in the…

Are you and Jez going to switch again for April 1st? Or was that a surprise, one time only special?

Nationals, yet again.

America.

i just read a USAToday piece about how horribly he acted toward his kids’ high school coach all year. Everybody in Chino must just be afraid of the guy. So he doesn’t turn it off away from the TV set.

Fuck you for that.

“Take it off” AWK

It is for cowards, lunatics, and citizens of St. Louis.

If the spending limit is $25 or $4,000, it’d be a whole chicken and a shitload of beans and rice from Super Chicken in Falls Church, Va. Total tab: $17.49. There’s a really fine chance that’ll end up being my last meal, death row or not.

Wow, Marchman couldn’t even come up with a clever handle for his burner.

It makes you a bad human.

Deadspin is principally a Witcher 3 fansite. If you like Fallout 4 and you have any tolerance at all for pseudo-medieval stuff you’ll love it.

I think pancakes. A good stack of pancakes when you’ve got a hangover is just... it’s really a wonderful moment.

Yeah, anyone that interpreted that in any way to mean Schefter told Jeffrey to go to the Eagles is a fucking dunce.

Who knew Joffrey would be upset so easily?