Looks like he’s deleted the tweets about Kraft, Sharpe, and Roethlisberger. 

This. I know no one on the field—or associated with a team—could get away with this, but the Joe Bucks of the world absolutely could.

How does this guy have a job? That’s not a setup for a joke, either—I legitimately want to know if anyone can explain the answer to that question.* I have to believe that MLB officials have an offseason review process like the NFL, and you’re telling me this guy’s performance reviews are good enough—despite very-well…

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I am 1000% here for that

I mistakenly said last night on Twitter that a photo of Sam Darnold was the picture in the encyclopedia entry for “inbreeding.”

I fail to see the problem here. The Master System was far superior to the NES. 

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Will Smith has never met a role that he did not think could be improved by being more Will Smith-like.

I’m with you on Robbie and Courtney. I’d even add Davis.

The arrogance, the rampant racism, the holier than thou attitude

and a complete inability to accept blame or that she was wrong about something

as opposed to thrice-divorced car dealership guys who show up at his rallies ready to absolutely go the fuck off

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Sadly, I think you’re probably right. 

I’m so confused by that last one. Is it a Nigerian Prince email scam? Is it the original script from the Flash/Bruce dream sequence Justice League? What exactly is going on?

It is the pinnacle of dumb hilarity. There is a less-than-0% chance he (or a staffer, on his order) didn’t draw that bulbous growth—and yet here he is, sweaty hands covered in honey like a doughy, stupid, Winnie-the-Pooh, screaming at the top of his lungs about how he definitely DID NOT get into the honey pot and it…

How hilarious would it be if lying about the weather was the thing that takes down Trump?

I have watched the entire series of these NatGeo specials (they are really fucking good), and the one about the “Wolf of the Desert” (this mouse) is great. Anything that can fuck up a scorpion and then EAT IT is bad ass, in my book.

Holy crap, “Moose Haas” is the most major league of MLB names. That’s the kind of name an AI will spit out, 50 years from now, when asked what name to associate with the image of a square-jawed, tobacco-chewing, ballplayer from Kansas.