I don’t understand why we need to know about every terrible team a guy has played for. Yeah, some guys played for the Bucs, others played for the Raiders, I think some even played for the Browns, but do we really need to know those things? No! We don’t. We don’t need those things thrown in our faces. We don’t need the…

RE: potlucks—the problem with doing potluck with food AND booze is, inevitably, some fucking assholes will NOT bring any booze, and then mooch off of everyone else’s booze.

When I first heard it, my immediate thought was “oh shit, funeral dirge...”

I second this. Roth is one of the best contributors to this site (and this, too, is worth mentioning), and his stuff is spot on, 100% of the time.

I just want to say, I don’t know that I’ve ever agreed with anything, ever, as much as I agree with “They Reminisce Over You”. as the number one pick.

This is terrible, just terrible, but it did make me chuckle.

Barry, thanks for blogging this instead of tweeting this.

Yes. Yes I would.

If you wake up in the morning, and you meet an asshole...you’ve met an asshole.

Is MTV still an actual TV channel? I thought they were just a bunch of stories on Snapchat.

Let’s remember some coaches:

(This should have said, “I grew up rooting for the Lions, too” as I am a Washington fan.)

Maybe? But here’s the thing—we’re looking at the pic above and thinking, “hell yeah, that actually looks pretty cool!” I mean, it does—aggressive styling, pretty good ground clearance, great wheel/tire combo—I hate minivans, but there’s a part of me that thinks “I’d probably drive that.”

It’s good to see an organization actually act classier than its fans.

I grew up in Maryland. At this point, the Colts were gone, and the Ravens were still in Cleveland (where they should have stayed). So, I was born into (?) Washington fandom. But! My (ex) stepfather was a Detroit sports fan. So I also grew up rooting for the Lions (and other Detroit teams). It was interesting…

This checks out

“THE SMALL LITTLE BONE LUCK IS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH IS OBVIOUSLY IN HIS BACK, ‘CAUSE THIS PROVES HE’S SPINELESS!”

This gets my stamp of approval. 

In the minds of Eagles fans, that Super Bowl win validated all of their needless assholery and encouraged them to be awful, awful people from here into eternity. I know that being a dickhead pays in 2019's America, but that doesn’t mean you should embrace the trend. Oh, but these people have.

I’m curious—who is the Nats’ designated Wet Guy? I would’ve said Rendon before, but he’s sporting a noticeably less wet appearance these days...