This gets my stamp of approval. 

In the minds of Eagles fans, that Super Bowl win validated all of their needless assholery and encouraged them to be awful, awful people from here into eternity. I know that being a dickhead pays in 2019's America, but that doesn’t mean you should embrace the trend. Oh, but these people have.

I’m curious—who is the Nats’ designated Wet Guy? I would’ve said Rendon before, but he’s sporting a noticeably less wet appearance these days...

That BattleHawks logo makes me think of...

Good point re: the pit beef; I guess I just equate it with being a Mid-Atlantic thing (or at least more popular here than in other places)...but you’re right, you can get it anywhere.

Oh, gotcha—I must have misread it.

and the first time a rookie has ever taken Kershaw deep twice in the same game

I don’t know, Baltimore seems to be handling that just fine.

It’s blasphemous that this has so few stars 

Worse.

Pit beef, I would argue, is more a regional thing than a strictly-Baltimore thing, but your point stands.

You could say that about just about any part of Maryland, to be fair.

I will link to this article every year when you post this Drew, without apology.

I worked in the City for 7 years, and HOOOOOO BOY are you right.

Dundalk (and Essex, Arbutus, and the surrounding environs in the County, and the ones down into northern Anne Arundel County, etc.) are all shitholes. They’re either true shitholes, or they move up the class ladder a few rungs, got some money, and are still racist pricks, which makes them shitholes in spirit if not in…

He’s not old, but if you look at the picture that is header shot for this post, HOLY SHIT.  He looks old (in that pic).

Burneko, if you had a choice between White Claw and Coors Light, which one would you be most likely use to marinate a plank of wood?

Stories like this bring a warm feeling to my heart. A feeling that I, a fan of the dysfunctional franchise in Washington, can only describe as:

I think it was iced tea

Y’know, I really wish someone would tell these sports entities to (checks notes) “stick to sports”...