I don’t know, Baltimore seems to be handling that just fine.

It’s blasphemous that this has so few stars 

Worse.

Pit beef, I would argue, is more a regional thing than a strictly-Baltimore thing, but your point stands.

You could say that about just about any part of Maryland, to be fair.

I will link to this article every year when you post this Drew, without apology.

I worked in the City for 7 years, and HOOOOOO BOY are you right.

Dundalk (and Essex, Arbutus, and the surrounding environs in the County, and the ones down into northern Anne Arundel County, etc.) are all shitholes. They’re either true shitholes, or they move up the class ladder a few rungs, got some money, and are still racist pricks, which makes them shitholes in spirit if not in…

He’s not old, but if you look at the picture that is header shot for this post, HOLY SHIT.  He looks old (in that pic).

Burneko, if you had a choice between White Claw and Coors Light, which one would you be most likely use to marinate a plank of wood?

Stories like this bring a warm feeling to my heart. A feeling that I, a fan of the dysfunctional franchise in Washington, can only describe as:

I think it was iced tea

Y’know, I really wish someone would tell these sports entities to (checks notes) “stick to sports”...

This is beautiful, and also probably very true. 

Nine out of ten of...whatever the hell this guy is, would agree  

Careful, that fucking shitheel might find out where you work and decide to search your car and your tweets.

Honestly, this would have been funnier.

I get it. I’m from Maryland, and while I like crabs, whenever someone from out-of-state starts talking to me about them and how much they’re looking forward to them, my eyes glaze over into a thousand-yard stare and the kind of sad music you’d imagine at the end of Shane or Old Yeller starts playing in my mind...

Goddamnit, this was good.

“Man, this is some bullshit!”