+3 wake-ups

That poor child’s thousand-yard stare.  Someone needs to call CPS and report the Browns for child abuse.

Judging by that photo, Freddie’s been in one too many kitchens.

He’s complaining that Hollywood is the real problem in America, because they’re racist.

Thank you, Drew. Not just for this one, but for *all* of these over the years. Knowing that this day is coming, every year, is quite literally the highlight of my Washington Dumpster Fires fandom.

I hate seeing this. Honestly, I didn’t even like it when Dogfish Head sold to Sam Adams—I know it’s apples and oranges, but it just felt...icky.

Did “dumpster fire” give it away?

I, too, was of that age in the mid 90s.  And BOY OH BOY do I remember the 5 for $5 Beef and Cheddars.

I’m a Washington fan.

You’re probably right, at least in the sense that Eli’s done. He’s more done than Joe Flacco, which is *really* saying something.

+$1 menu

Why bother, Barry? Giants fans are going to say it for you.

Yeah...as much as I like watching football (and even preseason football, which makes me feel dirty to admit in writing—I actually changed my TV provider yesterday so I could catch the Washington @ Cleveland “matchup”—I don’t think anybody who’s a 1 or 2 on the depth chart should be taking the field during most of…

I’m a little disappointed. I was certain this story was about the NCAA implementing regulations for height requirements.

“Just a towering diarrhea fire all the way around.”

When I first saw this on TV over the weekend, I almost gagged.

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HOLY SHIT! Yeah, the context clues in his emails and his bio on Amazon check out.

He’s not mad, YOU’RE mad

That brings up a great point—of all the elite players of the last 20 years, how many of them can you look at and *not* immediately say, “oh yeah, this guy’s home team was ‘x’”? Even top tier players who have bounced around have easily identifiable home teams.