One of the dipshit talking heads on DC sports radio will undoubtedly suggest this on Monday.

If there were anyone--ANYone--else named Bauer with the Twitter handle @BauerOutage, I’d probably be like “haha that’s both funny and inventive, kudos,” but since it’s Trevor Bauer, my immediate reaction is “dude, you’re trying to hard.”

THANKS OBAMA

Why in the ever-loving fuck do people think shit like this is okay?

More interesting? Probably.  I don’t know if it would be more “successful” if the metric being used is “getting stars to participate”--I would think they’d be less likely to join up.  Maybe a few guys from teams with zero chance at the playoffs, but the stars with June basketball in the minds? Doubtful.

I feel as though the correct and proper thing to do would be to vandalize the shit out of the car, first, and then called the police to report a vandalized car sitting on my lawn.

If this is really* about honoring the two deputies who were killed in the line of duty, wouldn’t it have made more sense to the the county seal/flag patch on the back of the uniform?

I think I misspoke--what I’m saying is, when you compare the talent levels of the WR to that of their primary starting QB, I think Fitzgerald has the biggest gap with any of his starting QBs.  He is the “most talented” WR to have ever played with such shitty QBs.

If you look at it as a measurement on a continuum, Larry Fitzgerald might be the best WR to have ever played with the worst starting QBs.

Goddamn. I wait every fucking year for WYTS, and it never, EVER, disappoints.  

I, too, think I may co-sign this. Whatever it is that has happened since he was brought in—even if it was just improving the attitude in the clubhouse—has been a godsend. This Nats team seems a world away from the team we saw in April and May.

Mad Max and Stras--the best one-two punch on the mound AND at the plate!

I, too, absent-mindedly tuned in to ESPN radio the other afternoon, driving home from a medical appointment. It was during Cain’s show, but he was off, so they some other bland dude hosting.

“Pancakes are trash” ranks right up there with this: https://www.deadspin.com/cereals-ranked-1532733312/amp

I like Greenwell in the podcast, but her food takes are Marchman-esque. 

I haven’t listened yet, but I have to assume this was a Greenwell take, right?

I shave my head, so I don’t visit a barbershop...but even something as mundane and low-level as going to Sport Clips for a beard trim is really soothing. I usually trim my own beard, but about 2 years ago, I started popping in every 6 to 8 weeks and letting them do it. It’s worth the $5 just for the relaxation and…

You goddamn genius. Have a star.

Y’know, I can see this.

“38. Being hit by a stray javelin”