“Pancakes are trash” ranks right up there with this: https://www.deadspin.com/cereals-ranked-1532733312/amp

I like Greenwell in the podcast, but her food takes are Marchman-esque. 

I haven’t listened yet, but I have to assume this was a Greenwell take, right?

I shave my head, so I don’t visit a barbershop...but even something as mundane and low-level as going to Sport Clips for a beard trim is really soothing. I usually trim my own beard, but about 2 years ago, I started popping in every 6 to 8 weeks and letting them do it. It’s worth the $5 just for the relaxation and…

You goddamn genius. Have a star.

Y’know, I can see this.

“38. Being hit by a stray javelin”

Yeah, I have to believe the overlap in that particular Venn Diagram is well north of 75%.

I’m 41 years old, and in my lifetime, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen someone as dynamic on the field as Sanders. If ever there was a guy who deserved to called a human juke-stick, it is Barry Sanders. To me, he was football (along with Darrell Green) when I was growing up.

This is essentially what they’re doing to Clowney, and it’s shitty.

I guess my thought process is, it would require the team to think twice about how they tag a guy. Based on the disparity in reps, it seems like Clowney is far more valuable as a DE to the Texans than as a LB; if tagging him as a LB (which they did to save money, I’m guessing) would force them to utilize him that way…

I guess I get the need for flexibility in what position a guy is tagged in, with respect to the franchise tag...but holy shit, that seems like quite the disparity in terms of reps per position!

This is the least Mets-ian of all the Mets-adjacent things that have happened recently.

“I’m certain I could beat him, RIGHT NOW.”

I have no doubt that you are 100% correct on that point.

The number of grays screaming out the 2019 equivalent of “you jus’ hate us ‘cause you ain’t us” in this comment section is fucking hilarious.

Goddamnit North Carolina, leave the hot chicken to Nashville!

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Oh, don’t get me wrong—this is a person that should hear nothing if not a chorus of boos from the moment she wakes up to the moment she falls asleep, due to her status as a stain upon humanity. It makes me ill to think I have to breathe the same air as her.