As an public sector administrator, there is nothing that brings a smile to my face more than stories of Reply All-pocalypes.

I love when people say, “I’ll send you my email address”—and then I get an email from them, and in the body of the email, instead of saying, “hey this is Sue, we met at the legislative conference,” it just says “sue.smith@poop.gov” or some shit like that. Nothing else. Just the email address. The one that, shockingly,…

Have people really not figured out how to remove the “Sent from [phone/email service]” from their email signature? It’s 20-fucking-19 people, get with it.

I think they call that a chode.

Counterpoint: you know what? I got nothing.  

Yes, but they were VERY entertaining car crashes.

Speaking of...why the hell *hasn’t* Shinsuke been on TV in two months? Seems like such waste of a good talent.

I’m honestly unsure about the answer to the first question.  I was under impression that it was WWE’s idea, but if it was an NBC idea, I’m guessing the answer to the second questions is a big fat “no.”

I don’t even know I’d say there are too many belts—I think belts just need to stick to one show and stay there. Make the Universal Title the Raw brand top belt, and the Heavyweight belt the Smackdown one. Put the Cruiserweight belt on Bischoff’s show, the 24/7 belt on Paul’s, etc.

If they get creative control over their shows, I think this actually works. Heyman, as many people have already pointed out, is brilliant. Bischoff is no slouch, either, and with the appropriate resources, I think he can do a pretty good show.

I wouldn’t say Bischoff is a “one-hit wonder.” Yes, the nWo was his most successful angle...but he is also the guy that brought in all the luchadors in the mid-90s and built up the WCW Cruiserweight division.  If there’s one thing I’ll always remember about mid- to late-90s WCW TV, other than the nWo stuff, it’s the…

I have not checked out Edge and Christian yet, I will have to do that.  And I’m not saying Tony’s is terrible--I like it, I just don’t like it as much s JR’s.

Goddamnit

I was actually about to make a similar comment, right down to the hospital gown comparison. They are tuuurrrrrrrrible.

I know, I was just being a shit.  I’m aware of the Poe connection.

Yes, yes, I’m aware.  I’M JUST POINTING SOMETHING OUT.

In addition to the ridiculousness of the Ravens logo, is this little fact: the Common Raven is the only kind to live in Maryland, and it does not live in Baltimore City, or County, or any other county which borders Baltimore City or County.

Mmm Hmm, yes, yes, I can see this.

Damn.  I can see that, as well.