The only “principles” the GOP holds dear, at this point, are:

I’m not gonna say it’s the best promo in the history of wrestling, but I will say that I cannot think of many that I enjoy more than that one. Lethal *nailed* Flair.  I’m not even sure Flair can do Flair that well anymore.

10/10, would attend

ABSOLUTELY.

When are we going to get a ranking of each ballpark’s signature food? I’d love to read someone on staff ripping each signature dish a new asshole.

That chatlog was entertaining, if nothing else. It’s like seeing how the scrapple is made, and deciding that not only are you STILL going to eat the scrapple, but you’re going to be the scrapple evangelist. He was really doubling down on shit in that Slack.

I feel like this post needs to printed out on the good stock paper, matted, framed, and put on the wall in my office.

one of those undersized little charcoal grills sitting over in the picnic area

I hope the Hurricanes settle down with all this Duck Hunt stuff, they’re going to give Don Cherry a heart attack.

[Foghorn Leghorn voice] “Why, Albert, we can’t have these here black boys exercising any agency! They will play where we say they’ll play, if they know what’s good for them! If we give in on this, what will become of society? These here folk will want the right to vote, too, if we’re not judicious in just how far…

No, but I do lower and set my pants or shorts in such a fashion that they don’t touch the toilet or floor.

They’re not bullshit. I’m not Megan Greenwell.

On the contrary...and as a bonus, we actually know why TK421 wasn’t at his post.

Why aren’t you at your post?

The number of people who didn’t get this pun could fill the entire ocean under the moon.

+1 yard line

I had the misfortune of hearing the Barstool SiriusXM show yesterday around 2pm. They were FURIOUS about the Deadspin coverage of their latest fuckup, but refused to actually say “Deadspin.” It was beyond hilarious. 

This is deliciously petty. In a world of sports media beef that often includes misogyny, racism, and lots of other really crappy stuff, the good-old Simmons v ESPN stuff makes me smile. They really should just fuck and get it over with.

7/10, would watch

Neither of these things sound like good chili ingredients.