Hearing Marchman both take issue with the “ham is trash” take AND acknowledge that he has had food takes in the past that could be considered “out there” was definitely one of the highlights this week. That elicited real laughter from me.

Goddamn.  Take the star.

Isn’t that kind of a money thing, though? I mean, WWE has deep pockets, which gets them tons of airtime and the premiere names, which in turn gets then more money via ad sales during broadcasts.

That car still has more horsepower than the ‘91 Hyundai Excel I had in High School.

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My wife and I have our Any.do accounts linked to our Echo Dot, so when we tell Alexa to add “x” to my grocery list, it appears in the Any.do app on our phones.

Ah. Gotcha.  Thank you, man of 1,004 answers!

People say that about the square-comms dish Falcon all the time. I get it, the round-dish Falcon is the OG of the OT, but I feel that—much like the square-headlight Wranglers—there’s a place in our collective hearts the square-dish Falcon.

You really do hear it, more and more.

If we’re talking about smugglers crossing the desert in unbelievable vehicles, I’m pretty sure he’s referring to this:

Question re: BtVS—

Y’know, I saw that, and one of my friends beat me down that there was NO WAY that was BRB.

How he manages to not get killed in Texas for his opinions is beyond me.

This star is just the cherry on top of your comment.

no you

Who the fuck is Jared Stillman?

Your takes are bad and you should feel bad about them.

But a Jeep *could* haul a mailbag.  Lots of ‘em...

I could also go for a Jalopnik Mailbag!