I’ve been using Dark Sky ever since the iOS App Store was giving it away for free on day 6 or so years ago. I’ve never stopped marveling at how accurate DS is. If I get an alert saying rain is starting in 15 minutes, you can bet that between 13 and 17 minutes from the time it pops up, rain is going to start.

Well shit, I guess I lose. I had “after All-Star Weekend” in the “when will Jimmy Butler start stepping on his own dick in Philly?” pool.

This is the good shit, Bix. Thanks for putting this together.

No, that’s my bad. I was actually trying to be a smartass—both of those brands make “maple” syrup, in that they make a maple-flavored syrup substance that is decidedly NOT pure maple syrup--hence my snarky comment.  I am a maple syrup purist, and incredibly uppity about it.

Which, honestly, makes the beginning of this season that much more impressive.  If I had drank the summer away like that, I’d STILL be hungover and limping through my everyday life.  Not Ovi.  Ovi strong like bull.

maple syrup(Aunt Jemima, Log Cabin etc)

Scrapple should be at the top of the list.

This is 1000% true.

All these years after “THE TAKE” and we’re still listening to Marchman’s food takes and giving them any level of consideration? Didn’t Leitch and Lund just do a bit on TWiA about the journalistic malpractice of covering certain things that shouldn’t be covered? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT.

Fox’s coverage of that exchange was better than Washington’s secondary’s coverage of anything all day.

competent and stable

Ctrl-F “Dan Snyder” 0/0

I kind of (?) get where the league is coming from—you can’t have superstars openly recruiting other players who are under contract with other teams, during the season—but can they really not see this is all being started by a case of ESPN sucking its own dick?

Isn’t the real “Beef of the Year” Drew versus his health?

The main lesson here, as always, is fuck Dan Snyder.

This is so disrespectful to the [insert name of aggrieved group lionized by conservatives here].

“Electric El Camino” sounds like a bitchin’ QotSA-style rock band name.

It’s sad that as a fanbase we have to dip back to the late 80s/early 90s to find a time when this team was both likable and *not* a fucking dumpster fire. And yet, here we are.

Of course!