Why anyone would want an accessory that covers up the most iconic grille in history is beyond me.

the stupid unibrow grill

I came.

The Ravens are only more palatable from the “lack of racist name” standpoint (which, admittedly, is a pretty big thing). Let’s not forget that the Ravens employed Ray Lewis (no explanation needed), Ray Rice (again, same), and STILL employ Terrell Suggs—a man who has been accused of (and arrested for) domestic…

I am thank for the red 2005 Jeep Wrangler SE (half doors) I bought new, 13 years ago. I wish I had never gotten rid of it. I’ve owned vehicles that cost twice as much and are way better on gas, but nothing I’ve ever owned has been as reliable as that Jeep.

Great piece! And while all of that stuff makes *perfect* sense, there’s the overlooked part that they are—and always will be—the Jaguars.

This is not inaccurate.

While I am excited to see the return of “getting hit by a bus” I am dismayed at the low ranking for Halloween. Seriously—one of our few non-Christianity-based holidays (and an autumn one, to boot!) and it gets ranked this low? It should be above Labor Day, at least.

I’m lucky, in that my office is tucked away in the corner of our organization (next to the Director’s office, so there’s that), and we don’t get a lot of foot traffic. I cannot tell you how many times someone has poked their head in, seen me typing furiously (usually on Gawker sites, lol) and said “wow! What are you…

Yes, but:

Yes, they’ll subrogate against the shop’s insurance company (or sue them directly if they cannot find out who the insurer is), but in the meantime, this guy’s insurance premiums are going to go up—because they’re going pay for his damages out of his first-party coverage (collision coverage--not to mention the fact…

‘tis the story of office workers on the day before a holiday, everywhere

Speaking of steps...there’s no way he’s out of steps.  He probably only takes about 1,000 per day.

There is that. I refuse to go shopping on Black Friday, though—if I’m going to die on BF, it’s going to be because I’m two six-packs into one of Sierra Nevada’s Christmas beers and I accidentally fell into the turkey fryer.

this blew my mind

Black Friday can die in a fire (probably started by some asshole who’s fighting for the last fucking Nintendo Switch at a shithole Walmart).

I love my wife and my children dearly, but I swear to all that is holy if they ask me to decorate for Christmas *before* Thanksgiving ONE MORE FUCKING TIME...I’m not skipping over Thanksgiving.

One would hope Abe Pollin wouldn’t have gone that route.

Holy shit,  I had forgotten all about that!

AND YET