Wu-Tang’s 2003 classic, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

Of course MLB execs would be against anything that is majority black.

I understand that, but don’t you think that’s a move better saved for one of the main storyline films?

I’m guessing that if you plan to see both of these movies, you’re not going to let the fact that they’re released within “x” days of each other deter you from seeing one over the other.

That’s fair

Speaking of easy marketing: who in the hell decided NOT to release Solo on May 4th? Even my 8 year old asked me that.

Ah, but by your logic, even if I concede the “one Cup” thing, am I not still crazy?

Like I said, I’m sure it’s an age thing. Ovi will be in that group, for me (I mean, he already is in that group for me) but he won’t occupy the same space as some of the all-time DC greats (unless, of course, he leads them to some Cups). At least for me.

As soon as the game ended last night, Pierre McGuire starts praising Crosby for how “classy” he is for being “the first guy in the handshake line.”

no

I think it depends on the age group. I’m 40, and I remember being at a bar in Laurel (fucking Laurel) watching that Caps-Wings series in ‘98. Do I think Ovi is “gr8"? Abso-fucking-lutely. Do I think he’s the best Cap of all time. No, and unless he wins two cups with this organization, I don’t think most old heads like…

That would be worth a few bucks, especially if it comes with an exclusive emote that just throws up a small jpeg of this meme:

If it means we get to turn into Ronald McDonald, I’m in.

This...this is actually something I’d watch.

Snyder would ABSOLUTELY be that guy.

Yeah...there’s really no difference. Maybe the program director didn’t *literally* instruct them to have sex-for-money—and that’s about as much of a difference as I can find based on these accounts, and it’s a semantic one at best.

The Crosby/Penguins stans are out in full force in the comments, aren’t they?

I mean, to be fair, I probably would too if I had went to Harvard.

Holy shit.