Erwin Smith <3

These are really good!

Just put your fucking logic aside for one second.

FailFish

Brb have to go get some black food coloring.

Some F2P games grind you so hard, as intended, until you give in and buy.

I agree, you can't blame him. It also hints at a bit of jealousy there. He's all bones, and here you have an excess of meat in one particular area.

Trail mix all the way. Nuts were also the number one choice for programmers when in crunch time. They really do give you an energy boost.

You're not one of those "for the gamerz!" type people right?

Are you offended? If so, SCOFF!

Watch someone be offended.

This riddle is in one of the first few chapters of the parallel programming book. I never understood how to solve it :P

Ooo that's super cold. You should unfriend them :D

CONGRATULATIONS!

I think the majority of people here did nothing. I watched a scary movie and ate some candy :3

A Clockwork Mario Bros

Now that is scary!

Noo! Everyone started their pumpkin carves already! :(

Still watch it :D

Absolutely not. He has tons more, including "Get to the choppah!"