The B-plot definitely came out on top this week. Any story that revolves around Bob unintentionally making things worse out of the most trivial of situations never fails to make me laugh, and this one was no exception.

Barry “choking” Sally during their scene damn near made me jump out of my seat the way it could’ve gone south so fast. Man, this show is good at messing with my emotions to an uncomfortable degree.

Well, damn, I guess Opposite Day came early this year.

The circumcision scene wins for me by a mile. Getting dumped by your fiancé after getting your dick cut while your douchebag uncle laughs in your face? Doesn’t get more hilarious than that.

Whoops, it’s “autistic Barbie.” Damn Kinja and its “no editing after 15 minutes” BS.

“I hate you so much, I could walk into a supermarket and shoot everybody!” - Jonah Ryan

Selina calling her a “retarded Barbie” was so brutally fitting.

“We can provide you with a wine-tasting tour of Tuscany. We cannot change why you drink, or the person you become when you do.”

“Are you saying this is my fault?!”

- Lisa finds herself in another city/country.

Stuff like Jonah’s wife admitting she’d be “down to clown” Selina has definitely made her this season’s secret MVP for me.

Lily turning full-demon child on Barry and Fuches was both the most hilarious and horrifying thing I’ve seen on TV in a long time.

“What Saudi prince’s rape dungeon did you finger-trowel your way out of?”

“I want to be president when I grow up.”

Hey, the sooner we get to Cersei dying, the better.

And to think, there’ll actually be packed theaters at 2:30 in the morning of people watching this for the second or third time. What a fascinating yet horrifying time to be alive.

The anti-“Arab math” thing was so utterly moronic in its twisted logic that it ended up being the most perfect Jonah strategy this episode could’ve used. By the time everyone including Amy was chanting “no more math,” I was laughing like a goddamn maniac.

At least? Richard will always be the brightest spot in this show.

“Here’s the fruit.”

“So here’s my advice: You never tell that story again as long as you live, ‘cause basically, you killed somebody, and you got away with it.”