Nothing says “69th episode” like watching a character you’ve seen literally grow up for nearly a decade suddenly strip naked. Classic GoT.

Seriously, the fact that she still hasn’t won, especially after that iconic Selina rant from a few seasons ago, is mind-boggling. If Tony Hale could win two Emmys from this show, she damn sure should be owed one at this point.

“I’m sorry, who is this man?”

“I think you should definitely quit Selina. I would if I could.”

Just the fact that they didn’t go through with Barry snapping and “choking” Sally left me pretty damn speechless. This may just very well be the most wildly unpredictable series on TV right now, and that only makes it all the more terrifyingly good.

“We focus-tested the ad, and most people are uncomfortable watching a white man kick a black woman in the vagina.”

“Oh! You want me to think about the children, you hog-fingering fucks? Well, I did think about this. I considered it, and I cried, and yeah, suck my cock, I even prayed a little, and here I am. So you can back the fuck off, you hypocritical cunts, before I show up to the piss puddle that is your house and protest your…

Daenerys: Hey, nice to meet you. I killed your dad.

Less than five minutes in and we get a new “Varys has no balls” joke. This final season’s already off to a great fucking start!

A pretty forgettable episode sketch-wise, but yeah, “The Actress” was so damn good. One of those rare skits with a ridiculous yet well-executed premise that gets funnier with each watch (at least for me it does). Emma and the writers definitely knocked it out of the park with this one.

“I’m Gene, the boy with the golden voice... and golden ding-dong!” “Gene!”

Even Lin-Manuel Miranda couldn’t bother to show up for a quick referential cameo in this mess.

“We dated... and the world’s gonna know that.”

They really nailed the hell out of that cheap sci-fi budget feel of whatever kind of Lost in Space/The Orville knockoff was in Sally’s demo reel. At least I presume that’s what they were going for.

“Dan fucked you? What, were you wearing a full-length mirror? God Almighty, shoulda had you fixed years ago. Listen, I did not spend my entire life defending a woman’s right to choose for you to choose this.”

On one hand, Kate’s Union Jack unitard dance around Sara Bareilles’ piano was so ridiculously satisfying. On the other hand, Pete in full White Walker makeup is something I desperately fucking wish I could unsee.

Well, Hilary Duff did voice a nightmarish, sexed-up, anthropomorphic cat lady in Foodfight!, arguably the worst animated movie ever conceived, so I’m not entirely shocked her career would lead her to starring in this piece of shit.

That final scene of Jimmy and Gretchen, with him casually accepting the potential reality that she may end up committing suicide at some point and he’ll be able to move on in no time - all before chowing down on pancakes... I can’t think of a more disturbingly fitting ending than that. I mean, fuck. As far as series…

“Go back to Mommy #1 or 2 or whatever.”

“Praise the rational equivalent of Jesus, what Bonhoeffer would call the spirit of beloved community.”