“Women hate women. So... jot that down.”

A huge step up from last week. I’d give it a B+ just for the return of Fingerbang alone, but catching up with corrupt CEO Mickey again and seeing how much more of a money-hungry asshole he’s become was just as great.

Well, compared to the masterpiece that was last season’s finale, this is one I’ll have easily forgotten about a month from now. That said, “Warthog-OrgyFart.edu” is such an ingeniously stupid domain name that actually needs to exist.

Really hope we don’t start sliding back into the heavy serialization with this new Tegridy Farms/Psycho Randy arc, though I’d be lying if I said it didn’t have potential (Towelie becoming his new weed business rival would be hilarious). Guess we’ll have to wait and see. Either way, it’s good to have this show back.

When you have Jillian Bell as a guest voice and can’t manage to make her do or say something funny in any way, you know it’s a bad episode.

R.I.P. Brett. He died doing what he loved... getting shot.

“Why are you a bird?”

“Since when are you good at blowjobs?”

What a perfect end to a near-perfect season. Gene putting all the pieces together about Barry in that final scene had me shaking in my seat. Gonna be a damn hard wait for the next round of episodes in 2020, but I know it’ll be worth it.

I’m fully convinced one of the writers was just re-watching The Lion King the night they wrote the scene of Drogon reacting to his dead mom.

“Say another word about killing my brother and I’ll cut your throat.”

“Look, I ain’t really into ladies, but if nothin’ else is open, I’ll eat at a Taco Bell. You smell what I’m sayin’?”

This felt way more like a middle-of-the-season entry than a season finale, but hey, any excuse to get the kids into some wacky shenanigans is never a bad thing. But seriously, make Arnold a recurring character ASAP, writers!

Uncle Jeff describing him as a “gum-recessed face anus” had me laughing even harder. I’m gonna miss the hell out of Peter MacNicol on this show.

As much as I love Stephen Root on this show, I seriously need Fuches to die already.

Again with the B-’s, Perkins?

Boy, Bart sure was eager to stick a suppository up his ass.

“Being Vice President is like being declawed, defanged, neutered, ball-gagged, and sealed in an abandoned coal mine under two miles of human shit! It is a fate worse than death. Besides, I’m not gonna die, ‘cause I got the heart and the twat of a high school cheerleader who’s only done anal!” - President Selina Meyer

He literally named his next album Father of Asahd... right after releasing one with his son on the cover in a hot tub. It’s actually fucking disturbing how someone could keep exploiting their child to such extremes.

And the most WTF line of the season goes to...