True, but the sight of Mackey and/or PC Principal getting shot in the crotch would’ve still been deeply satisfying.

It’s as if the #MeToo movement was custom made to be torn to fucking shreds by the Sunny gang, and indeed it was. Mac hurling Dee up by the crotch, Frank casually Weinsteining his dong out, Dennis getting off on playing everyone for the dipshits he knows they are. Doesn’t get more middle-fingery than that.

If it wasn’t for the subpar Cartman/Token plot, I would’ve given this episode a full A. Not only did it perfectly capture the fucked-up desensitization we’ve all gained from these school shootings, but it made Sharon’s eventual acceptance of them (along with Stan’s apparent injury) all the more hilariously disturbing.…

Yeah, this episode was just fantastic. The little things like Red Mantle/Dragoon procrastinating on their last arching by binging Downton Abbey and Dr. Z taking up Johnny’s offer for him to run and hide for old time’s sake made it all the more hilarious. Not to mention seeing the Moppets again, even in flashback form,…

I still prefer the original “Boggs” episode, but that whole ayahuasca tea-puking scene had me laughing pretty damn hard.

I hope this isn’t the last we see of Presto Chango. He’s the kooky, shape-shifting, Mark Hamill-voiced villain I never knew I wanted.

Hey, any episode that kills off Billy Eichner within the first few minutes gets an easy B+ in my book.

After that pre-sex greeting video, I think we can all agree that Dennis is the most casually terrifying psychopath on TV right now... or ever.

“You look like a can of Diet Pepsi.”

Not my favorite Sunny premiere ever, but the sight of Charlie blowing sex doll Dennis’ tuba asshole did make me feel right at home again.

What an astonishingly beautiful finale this was. As soon as everyone started singing along to Rebecca Sugar’s “Time Adventure,” I instantly got goosebumps just knowing that an era was coming to an end. For a show that singlehandedly saved Cartoon Network when it was at its lowest point, it’s incredible to see just how…

“I can’t do this. These woods could be crawling with religious fundamentalists, ready to stone me to death because I’m not mentioned in whatever book they quote from.”

So, I guess we’re getting a love triangle between Hank, Dean and Sirena now, huh? Really hope the writers can navigate away from the obvious potential clichés that are bound to come, but this show’s proven me wrong before. We’ll see.

Of course Jonas Venture’s the biggest villain in the entire series. He’s the reason I’ll never get “Street Life” by The Crusaders out of my fucking head.

“What, do you expect me to get a job at Tower Records? Well, there are none. And also, I’m made of ectoplasm.”

“Yeah, Vincenzo, I ca-pish.”

This is basically Alex Jones’ definition of porn. That, and getting off to his secret stash of Trump dick pics.

While I’ll always love the original series more, I can respect the lack of fuck-giving this one has, especially with the way it constantly reminds itself of its inferior quality. It really is kid-friendly self-deprecation at its finest.

What an unexpectedly near-flawless first season this was. Billy Porter is on his way to Emmy glory and Mj Rodriguez is a bonafide fucking star in the making. Can’t wait for Season 2!

I’d bump it up to a B simply for Jim Rash’s always-flawless delivery as Gyro. Goddamn, is he a fun voice actor.