If Billy Porter isn’t a fucking lock for an Emmy at this point, nothing makes sense in this world.

Jamie and Dewey wallowing in their sadness by waltzing together was such a perfect gag, as was Bismuth’s face listening to Ronaldo telling her his bullshit conspiracies.

Hey, as long we keep getting bad Bismuth puns, I’m cool with this.

This was an A+ episode if I’ve ever seen one. Just the fact that we have a kid’s cartoon showing a lesbian (gem) marriage proposal is a fucking miracle in itself.

So, Garnet’s literally fallen apart, Pearl’s an emotional mess, and Amethyst’s officially the rational one? That... sounds about right.

Yep, I already know this new bomb is gonna emotionally fuck me up... and I couldn’t be more ready.

Guess I’ll be the first to say it: I’d take Dewey Dewnight over every damn late-night talk show out there right now.

Just give Billy Porter his fucking Emmy already. Just watching him trying to compose himself after learning his diagnosis was heartbreaking as hell.

That whole “stealing the Salvatian Army bucket” scene fucking killed me. As far as modern Christmas specials go, this one’s definitely up there for me.

A.I. Tessa Thompson shooting Human Tessa Thompson is one fucked-up sexual fantasy I'm happily surprised came true.

Allison Janney didn’t win that Oscar for nothing. Her effortlessly bitchy voice wins me over every time.

“You want the truth? The real truth? I’m not a host pretending to be a human, Dad. I’m your daughter pretending to give a shit about you.”

Aside from the Angel/Stan arc, which I could really give less of a fuck about, this show is killing it. Ryan Murphy might just have another gem on his hands... besides the other two.

Really loving how complex a character Lena’s turning out to be. And it’ll be interesting to see what this Magica really looks like... hopefully.

“I don’t know why you make me so furious.”

If we don’t catch even a glimpse of Frozone’s wife, this’ll have all been for fucking nothing.

Never thought I’d end up cheering for a whispering mouse by the season finale, but boy, did I fucking ever.

“I wanted to help you. I wanted to warn you. But in this world, it’s easy to misunderstand intentions.”

So, no mention of the fact that we got the show’s first-ever uncensored F-bombs tonight (“Fuchs” pronounced incorrectly not included)? If they had been waiting just to do it for the 100th episode, it sure as fuck paid off.

Melanie casually dropping the show’s name gave me shivers. Damn, I can’t wait for the finale!