I don’t know why seeing Syd in that guy’s body beating up those bitches made me laugh so hard, but I needed that.

I wouldn’t mind seeing Carol fuck up some more karaoke songs. That shit was gold.

Garnet taking over The Big Donut and quitting as soon as it bored her was just perfect. Also happy she kept the one-eyed kitten. Fingers crossed for future Lion/Cat Steven adventures!

Taylor’s “LEEROY JENKINS!” had me on the goddamn floor. As far as obnoxious douchebag characters go, I’m fine with the show keeping him around... for now.

“Fuck you. Fuck you.”

“Hey, remember how we’re gonna become the longest-running scripted primetime TV series ever next week? Let’s make that half the focus of this episode. And for the other half...”

“There’s a middle-aged lady in my bed!”

“If you try something like that again, I will relieve you of your most precious organ and feed it to you, though it won’t make much of a meal.”

“Teddy Perkins” is still my favorite of the season, but this was a close second. Al’s breakdown when he finally made it out of the woods gave me chills. This season damn sure better earn this show an Emmy.

“MAH VAGINA!”

Kerry experiencing eating and shitting for the first time was just as hilariously awkward as I’d imagined it’d be.

I would legit buy an album from Sadie Killer and the Suspects. I didn’t think it could get better than “The Working Dead,” but damn, did that performance prove me wrong.

I was really hoping Todd wouldn’t get his way with Erica getting pregnant with his “baby.” He’s almost become as insufferable as Melissa’s been for the entire series.

“If that Chicken à la King is not the best piece of poultry you’ve ever had in your mouth, you can kick me right in the genitals.” - Henry Winkler

This show sure does take its sweet time dragging the littlest things out, but hey, at least the cinematography’s nice.

I got a chuckle out of drunk Homer giving a Breathalyzer test to an even drunker dog, so... at least it was an improvement over the last few weeks.

“AAAHHH! That’s my scary movie sound.”

“We thought you were a stallion!”

“When was the last time someone smiled as you walked into a room? I can’t imagine anyone deriving joy from seeing such an overprivileged husk of a shallow human being. OKURRR!”

“I just love Deyvon.”