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About fucking time this episode was reviewed. Who knew Donald Glover in whiteface would be fucking creepier than it sounds?

Those little lessons about the mind within each episode are still my favorite parts. This one with Oliver purposely teaching a kid about incorrect colors and causing his death was just delightfully fucking dark.

I’ll say this much: the music choices in this show are on point.

Did they really have to spoil the return of Mike in the promo for next week’s episode (even if it was pretty obvious he’d be back)? Get it together, Fox.

Even if this was basically “The Answer” 2.0, it was still nice to see that minimalist animation for the flashbacks again. Also, Garnet without her shades is never a bad thing.

I would’ve loved to have seen just a little clip from Bonnie and the Boston Bombers. A show as ridiculous-sounding as that deserves to be previewed in some form, although I guess Sally describing it will have to do.

Real-life Tina Belcher and Gilfoyle playing Napalm Death? Yeah, this episode definitely fucks.

“A cabin in the woods?! Didn’t you see Cabin in the Woods?!”

Didn’t think this show could waste a Daniel Radcliffe guest spot worse than that “Treehouse of Horror” Twilight parody.

Gotta admit, Alex Moffat pretty much nailed how terrifyingly insane I’d imagine the real Mark Zuckerberg is, obnoxious dabbing included.

It’s gonna be hard as fuck trying to top something as batshit amazing as Dan Stevens, Aubrey Plaza and Jemaine Clement in an epic dance battle, but man, I hope this season finds a way.

I could really live with less Tandy/Carol sex moments. Aside from their sometimes-funny bedroom talk, it’s just getting gross.

The Russian wife barging into the garage complaining about the noise and not giving a fuck about Stephen Root getting his mouth sawed up was the icing on the cake for me. Damn, is this show fun!

Fucking loved that Melissa Galsky from Home Movies came back to voice Mara the goalie. Also got a good laugh out of that Brendan lookalike, not to mention Jon Benjamin voicing not one, but two of the soccer kids in his classic squeaky-high voice. That’ll never get old for me.

Jian-Yang calling the guys “a victim of a circumstance” before blowing a cigarette and shutting the door on them was the perfect dick move to close the episode out on. I can only imagine how fast it’s gonna be before he fucks that house up beyond repair.

The ending of that Bart plot was basically the equivalent of a giant middle finger coming out of the screen and waving around in my fucking face. Even Marge’s “Motherhood sucks” quip did nothing to redeem it. That alone pushed this down to a D for me.

This may have been a weird fucking episode, but it worked for me. Shit like Bibby offering Alfred leftover chicken from Zaxby’s and making him move lumber into the back of his truck made it all the more ridiculous in the best way. I’d give it a solid B+.

Never thought I’d ever see Daphne freaking out over the existence of heaven and hell. Good shit.

Really liked this pilot, and anything that has Stephen Root and Henry Winkler in it is doing something damn right. Can’t wait to see where the show goes from here.

“Upside down Amen.”