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As far as gag movie titles go, Filleting Dory and The Lego Get Out Movie are ones I wouldn’t mind seeing in real life.

Hopefully, this Getty story will revive Fraser’s career in the same way the other Getty story ended Spacey’s.

More than you know, apparently.

“You know what? Fuck you guys. I don’t want you working on my box. It’s too good for you. ‘Antiquated?’ Why did you all take my money then, you entitled little pricks? You all think you’re John Lennon until someone waves a dollar in your face!”

“You’re Milli Vanilli and I’m those super talented studio musicians that probably had to sleep in the same room as Milli Vanilli when Milli Vanilli farted up the place!”

“I wanna be in a committed relationship where I’m valued as a human being and not as an accessory that you can fuck.”

A decent finale to a very mixed bag of a season. But I still say Judith Light fucking deserves an Emmy out of it. I’m glad we at least got a little more Marilyn Miglin from her before the end.

Four fucking years I’ve had to wait for a new Wes Anderson movie. Glad to see the wait was worth it.

A pretty predictable ending, but a satisfying one nonetheless. If there’s one thing this show continues to get right, it’s its gruesome celebrity cameo deaths.

Even by this show’s standards, this was painfully boring. If you’re gonna get a funny guy like Bill Hader to guest star on The Simpsons, the last thing he should do is voice a lackluster parody of a ‘70s TV detective everyone forgot existed.

“Destroy school property? Definitely don’t do that. [angrily whispering] DO THAT! DO THAT!”

Was really hoping Seth Meyers would show up with Stefon just like the good ol’ days, but I guess a Billy Joel/Bruce Springsteen handjob reference is better than nothing.

They really did parody that Vince Staples “Norf Norf” crying mom video down to the last detail, and it was fucking glorious. Also got a good laugh out of the club DJ pointing out Earn’s corny Coca-Cola T-shirt. This show just keeps on knocking it out of the park.

Boy, Andrew’s scumbag dad sure must’ve been a goddamn master at escape-the-FBI parkour.

“What’s wrong with bangs? I banged you, I banged Mom, I’m gonna bang everyone at school.”

Didn’t expect Vanessa to bring back Dawn Lazarus so unexpectedly, but goddamn, was I giddy with excitement to see her back on my screen.

That corny Yoo-hoo commercial rap had to be the most perfect representation of selling out to white America, and I kinda wanna hear the full version of it.

Not a great episode by any means, but Joanna Adler is so fucking good as Cunanan’s mom. Wish we could’ve gotten more of her this season.

If this does end up being the series finale, it definitely went out on a high note. And if that means the world will get one less season of Lila being an insufferable bitch, then so be it.

This episode was in desperate need of subtitles, both for Barkley and Migos.