So... it’s literally bullshit in movie form.

“You should’ve drowned them at birth.”

I just know we’re gonna be seeing a lot more fucking Porg memes after this weekend, but either way, I’m pumped.

[Staring at a knockoff Alvin and the Chipmunks record] “Hmm. Angry dad, wise-ass kid. Now there’s a formula that never fails!”

“Oh, hey, Marshmallow.”

No, we really aren’t. And that’s word to Lululemon.

Has that White kid ever even spoken on the show? It would be pretty fun to see him get some actual lines next season if his overbearing dad returns too.

No doubt this was better than last year’s mess of a season finale. Canadian Mountee Ike, everyone puking over PC Principal and Strong Woman being in love, that whole gag with the “Fox” trap, it was all solid stuff. And goddamn, was it satisfying to see Heidi finally come to her senses and dump Cartman’s ass for…

I knew that was a sex doll the moment it fell from the balcony, but that didn’t change the fact that this was a damn hilarious finale. Everything from Ilana’s various disguises during Abbi’s scavenger hunt to that entire sex-watching scene leading up to the “murder” was fucking golden. Let’s just hope we don’t have to…

“Well, then, leave him... at home.”

Of which, in this case, there is none.

Easily the worst episode of the season (and possibly the series). Just a bunch of useless arguing over the gang’s kids repopulating in the future with zero laughs to be had. Maybe Armisen’s new character will bring some much-needed life into this show, but at this point, the writers should really start thinking about…

Of course they would have Larry and Lin duel Hamilton/Burr-style, and it was fucking glorious. Just the visual of Miranda choking on a blue paintball made me lose my shit. Yeah, the episode could’ve easily been cut by twenty minutes, but it still helped this hilarious clusterfuck of a season go out with a bang.

I’m really sick of these future episodes. Sure, some of the callbacks are fun, but all the writers do is just half-ass some “heartfelt” moments between the family and call it a day. It’s not like this show can’t turn in good episodes anymore because it can, but unless it actually waits to age the characters again for…

Could’ve even added an “’Ello, gov’nor” to make it sound more desperately British.

Yeah, but she has yet to win an Oscar. I’m thinking her lead role in ‘Lady Bird’ could be the one to finally get her that statuette.

Yeah, I couldn’t stop cringing through that whole sketch. Even the half-assed payoff where he gets his comeuppance didn’t wash out the bad taste his terrible over-acting left in my mouth. Hopefully, he’ll pull a Jon Rudnitsky and leave before anyone remembers him.

I genuinely thought Floribama Shore was just an over-the-top parody of Jersey Shore and not an actual new show on MTV. Fuck, is that depressing.

Not my favorite episode of the series, but I did get a good laugh out of Launchpad mistaking a spa for the mountain (even if it made no goddamn sense). Also wondering when we’re gonna see Beakley and Lena again. I don’t think we’ve even seen them since that underground adventure.

Even Randy has been noticeably absent in these past three episodes. Hopefully, he gets something to do in the finale, even if it’s as a random Lorde cameo or something.