I went to a midnight screening of The Room two years ago and got to see Tommy in person. I was almost tempted to get up for the Q&A, but I decided not to, as just watching him attempt to string words together without sounding like an alien slowly dying from an overdose of Quaaludes was a fascinating disaster in…

I’m honestly surprised it took this long for Garrison to nuke Canada, but it sure did make for a gloriously fucked-up segway into next week’s finale. I can only hope we get to see Ike’s reaction to all of this, knowing his brother’s responsible for destroying his native country.

“Out of the way, Bert and Ernie.”

It’d be great if they kept Massouma around as a regular character. I lost my shit when she pointed a shotgun at Steve Buscemi and calmly said, “Get out of my bodega, motherfucker.”

“And Tiny Tim came bouncing down the lane, and he said, ‘Father, I’m crippled.’ And Bob Cratchit said, ‘No shit, what else is new?’”

Ugh. “Despacito” getting nominated for both Record and Song is already fucking depressing enough. If it beats “Humble” or any of the Jay singles, it’ll be a sad day indeed.

So fucking happy Lorde finally got an AOTY nomination, but why nothing else? Fuck, the Grammys are weird.

“Orgasms galore! That’s what I’m promising you, baby! Orgasms galore!”

I absolutely can’t wait to watch this. The only character I’m desperately hoping doesn’t show up even as a cameo is Arnold’s cousin Arnie. That motherfucker can die in a fire in cartoon hell.

Hey, as long as it’s not another fucking Cars sequel, I’m all for it.

Tandy shouting “Vagina-doodle-doo!” while sipping from a mug saying, “This is what a feminist drinks like” bumped this up to a B for me.

For once, a death to be happy about. Good fucking riddance.

“That mothafucka’s my Caucasian. Write that shit down. He is my Caucasian, and a mothafucka.”

Easily the most forgettable bowling episode this show has ever done, but the gag of Milhouse, Lou, Smithers and Sideshow Mel being literally dragged away by their respective superiors did give me a chuckle.

“Spatchcocking? With those hips? Honey, no.”

Bringing on Chance to host was a risky move, but I’m surprised how well it paid off. I really enjoyed his commitment in the Family Feud and hockey sketches. Also was glad to see the return of Aidy Bryant’s oblivious kid in a porno. Solid episode all around.

As a fan of Christine and the Queens, I fucking adored that “Tilted” dance number. It was such a bizarre yet perfect way to close out the season. I just hope Celia Imrie gets more screen time next year. She’s still by far the best thing about this show.

I’ve sat through a lot of shitty animated kid’s movies, but a shitty animated kid’s movie that has Keegan Michael-Key voicing a dove shaking his ass in front of some guard dogs as a ploy to tell the Nativity story to preschoolers is where I draw the fucking line.

Don’t forget his attempts at winning the Special Olympics and starting another Holocaust. Oh, and giving Kyle AIDS.

That opening to the last episode was probably the funniest and most fucked-up reveal I’ve seen in any series this year. And Vernon never changing out of his blood-soaked scrubs was the cherry on top.