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I really don’t know how to feel about Heidi’s transformation into the female Cartman. I mean, it’s great to see the tables turned and have Eric deal with someone who’s now more of an angry and obnoxious asshole than he is. But at the same time, it’s pretty damn chilling to think this toxic relationship has corrupted

Well, of course this was gonna be a piece of shit. Zack fucking Snyder directed it. He’s a goddamn cancer to the DC Universe, and basically the movie industry as a whole.

“You’re still working with my friend’s would-be rapist’s family?”

Jaime freaking out over everything in the house potentially giving his recovering dick a boner was such a fantastic fucking gag. We may not have gotten a lot of him this season, but he’s still been used damn well for the time he’s had.

I won’t say this was a great season. Hell, it’s barely a good one. But I did get more satisfaction out of this finale than, say, Hotel or Roanoke, so that at least counts for something. Just the buildup leading to Beverly blowing Kai’s fucking brains out was worth the ride for me. And even if Evan Peters doesn’t walk

Carol raising both her babies in the air like Rafiki while Tandy and Carol were arguing was one of the best WTF sight gags I’ve seen in quite some time. But seriously, is Jasper dead or something?

“Gorgeous Romanian? That’s an oxymoron!”

The old monorail crashing into a Leonard Nimoy memorial was a decent gag, but damn, did it sting.

Couldn’t have asked for a better ending to this delightfully dark gem of a show. I’m so glad it went out at the top of its game and was only planned as a limited series, but I sure as hell am gonna miss seeing Gamby and Russell fuck shit up. Thanks for the crazy ride, ‘Vice Principals.’ See you (hopefully) at the

I’ve been bored with her ever since she switched over to pop. She’s just an overrated cookie-cutter artist with shallow lyrics that sound like they were written by a 14-year-old who refuses to grow the fuck up.

There are few things more inherently satisfying than the sight of Colin Jost being repeatedly pounded in the face by Kyle, Beck, Tiffany and Lorne. Thank you for that, ‘SNL.’

Seeing as how we’re probably never gonna get another season of ‘Louie’ after today’s fucked-up news, it’s nice to know FX still has this charmingly offbeat series to keep around. This episode wasn’t spectacular by any means, but it did feel like a much-needed breather after all the shit Sam’s been through. I also got

Fuck, that was some great television, and probably my favorite episode of the entire series. It was obvious from the start Bill wouldn’t be able to make it work with Frances once he found her, but the journey from point A to point B made for a damn fascinating ride. The crazy twists and turns, Bill’s erratically

It’s pretty hard to ignore Trump when he’s also Garrison, one of the best characters on the show. He was bound to show up at some point again.

“Oh, no! Don’t tell me you already disrespected the flag and flipped over cars today! Did I miss it?!”

I’m so fucking glad we live in a world where a show exists that features Ben Folds jamming away on a folding table, drenched in blood and drunk off his ass.

“She came out of you. You can’t smoke a little weed that came out of her?”

Alice in that sexy red dress telling her husband to “shove it.” That’s how you make a fucking entrance. Though, I would’ve chosen something other than that terrible Imagine Dragons song.

It was pretty underwhelming after the more exciting last few episodes, but Kai choking his sister to death did make for a satisfyingly fucked-up end to this penultimate chapter.

Weird how they went back to making Jasper mute again for no reason. Is there even a point to him being on the show at all?