I loved how the “dramatic” reveal hinted at months ago of what Dustin was looking at in his Ghostbuster costume just ended up being everyone else not dressing up at school on Halloween. Some classic anti-climatic shit right there.

Was it pointless? Absolutely. Did it make a lick of sense? Not even close. Am I gonna watch it again next year high out of my mind? Probably.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks Mr. Wheeler is the fucking worst. Maybe he should get the Barb treatment next.

Holy shit, that “NO!” scene was brilliant from start to finish. It’s like every time she said it, a different painful emotion kept bursting out of her. This is what’s gonna get Pamela that Emmy, or at least it damn well should be.

Just thought I’d leave this here, in all its smoke detector beep glory:

It’s interesting that Kyle is the only one of the four main boys who hasn’t dated someone for more than one or two episodes (aside from maybe Kenny, but even he’s had sex). I’d actually like to see how Kyle would do with a long-lasting girlfriend. He sure as hell would be better at it than Cartman.

“He flew away, vowing we’d all be dead by Halloween!”

Gretchen casually saying “Worldstar” as Lindsay and Becca’s mom stared at her in confusion was fucking great.

Yeah, he’s sorry he got fucking caught. No sympathy for this POS.

Yeah, I’ll watch your stuff.

Archie going all Liam Neeson at the end there was the most hilariously non-intimidating thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s impossible to take him seriously for anything.

Ilana’s mental montage/nightmare of the President was fantastic, but her orgasm over a literal slideshow of female icons took it to the next level. Never did T***p-bashing ever feel so fucking euphoric.

Great, now whenever I hear the song “I Swear,” I’m gonna think of that fucked-up almost-incest scene. Thanks, Ryan Murphy.

Well, I might as well sleep through the week if I’m gonna binge through this bitch for nine hours straight.

I never thought I’d ever feel bad for Lee, but seeing him read that note from his soon-to-be ex-wife in his empty house felt like a punch in the goddamn gut. He may have had it coming for being such an asshole, but it still hurt to watch.

Obvious outcome aside, that funeral panic scene was fucking golden, as was Larry telling the sobbing lady in front of him to shut up. Nothing too memorable, but still good ol’ fucked-up ‘Curb.’

Well, at least Todd didn’t die. But seriously, when the fuck is Carol gonna deliver? That baby must be way overdue by now.

“I AM READY! The wolf house I was building wasn’t ready! And I am not putting her up in a hotel again!”

“Here you go, Bob. It’s a cabbage soup that’s supposed to heal the body. I got the recipe from a pop-up ad. I just put in my social security number and there it was.”

I’m just glad we got to see Maggie murder that bitch Helen Lovejoy. Also wish that ‘Sausage Party’ parody opening could’ve been its own full segment instead of whatever the fuck that Homer cannibalism story was.