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Who knew Josh Brener could pull off sounding like a self-entitled douche so well? But seriously, I hope we never fucking see Mark Beaks again.

Fingers crossed we get ‘Madea Goes to Hell and Fucking Stays There’ next year.

It’s been pretty infuriating to see how Sam’s oldest daughters have continued to casually treat her like shit, and for even her adult friends to shame them for their fucked-up actions really drove it home. And while it still isn’t that easy to forgive them, their mock eulogies were at least a touching step in the

“It was unfortunate that Sal’s mom was still alive because the suit was perfect.”

The gag of Chuck E. Cheese’s head being cut open to reveal the dead performer inside, causing a cop in the background to puke, was just fantastic.

“Now you know how we do shit in the nursing home.”

“How can I write erotica when I’ve never even had an orgasm?!”

Because of fucking course they’d have a drug called “jingle jangle” on this show.

“This depression shit. That’s next level bitchy. I’m kind of digging it. My dick is a little bit hard. I hope you never get better.”

I’m willing to believe Lena Dunham wasn’t given a script and Ryan Murphy just told the camera crew to film her every move on set. That kind of crazy has to come instinctually for her.

Yeah, come to think of it, I don’t think there’s really been an episode where Gene and Tina do their own thing together. Their brother-sister dynamic would be pretty fun to see.

Christine finally calling Lee out on his bullshit in front of everyone was as satisfying as it was depressing. Hopefully, divorce will be the next step in their toxic mess of a marriage.

Christine finally calling Lee out on his bullshit in front of everyone was as satisfying as it was depressing. Hopefully, divorce will be the next step in their toxic mess of a marriage.

Totally knew Kristen Wiig’s stay on the show was temporary, but it’s cool to see her character didn’t end up dying... yet.

Larry’s pure joy in getting his sunglasses back fucking killed me. The episode probably could’ve done more with Elizabeth Banks but, eh, I’ll take it.

“We could both be good, like the ‘South Park’ guys, except Trey does everything. TREY DOES EVERYTHING!”

Millie tasting Gene’s hard candy the same way Anthony Hopkins hissed in ‘Silence of the Lambs’ fucking killed me. Also loved how long it took for Tina to get the “tramp named Oline” joke. Two episodes in and this season’s off to a damn good start.

Michael Che’s “I liked it” response was the cherry on top.

I’d say the nursing home sketch was my favorite of the night, if only because I can never fucking get enough of Kate’s cold, manic stares into the camera. And “Kellywise” basically wrote itself. Is there nothing she can’t do?

I just kept imagining Gladstone as a douchey duck version of Mr. Peanutbutter and it made my enjoyment of the episode even better. Also loved the gag of Launchpad having an epic solo adventure off-camera. Keep up the damn good quality, ‘Ducktales!’