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I just kept imagining Gladstone as a douchey duck version of Mr. Peanutbutter and it made my enjoyment of the episode even better. Also loved the gag of Launchpad having an epic solo adventure off-camera. Keep up the damn good quality, ‘Ducktales!’

What a complex and devastating character Phil has quietly become, and Celia Imrie plays her with such grace. She more than deserves an Emmy at this point.

“Got a show about transsexual dragons here!”

“We’re just wondering why you stopped following us on Instagram.”

“WE TOTALLY FU... I had fun dancing with your father.”

I just find it hilarious that Riverdale’s hospital is so fucking cheap that they have their staff wearing uniforms left over from the 1930s.

The trippy animation alone made this episode worthy of an A, but Wanda Sykes cursing Abbi out for killing her cat was the cherry on top. Definitely gonna enjoy rewatching this one.

“No one’s gonna believe any of that!”

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder at a single scene in this show than Russell’s sisters de-pantsing him in their parents’ garage. It almost makes me wish he would’ve blasted those bitches’ dirty secrets at the funeral.

Yeah, that Market Pantry label isn’t as slick as Target thinks it is.

Surprised how much I liked this one. The bits with CBG’s wife shaming herself with furry cosplay and Alison Bechdel having her own “fail” animation for Marge gave me a few good chuckles.

“No stone fruit?”

I’m surprised Denn!s Perk!ns never realized that.

“Just give me a second. For some reason, they gave me a plastic knife.”

I like how they’re keeping Lena’s choice of alliance intentionally murky for now, but let’s be honest, we all just really wanna see what Magica looks like in this reboot already.

Jesus Christ, Justin and Dan, what have you fucking done?

Jesus Christ, Justin and Dan, what have you fucking done?

Phil pissing herself in front of that terrified kid in the book store was probably the most hilariously unsettling cold open to an episode I’ve ever seen. More of that, ‘Better Things.’

‘Tangerine’ was one of the best cinematic surprises of 2015, so I have no doubt this will be just as great, if not better. Hell, maybe Willem Dafoe can even get an Oscar nom out of it.

It’s depressing that it took over six fucking years to get a 2D-animated movie back into theaters on a nationwide scale and this is the one they went with. Hell, are bronies even a thing anymore, let alone any diehard fans of this show? Just another nail in the coffin for hand-drawn theatrical animation, I guess.