It eventually started.

I genuinely hate its face

If people hate the sound of jets flying thousands of feet above their house, how thrilled is anyone going to be having something like this landing on their street? Have they somehow made silent propellers? Like Blue Thunder “whisper mode”? (which would be awesome) If not, get real, there is no way I (and probably…

Awww, did you want all the cars for yourself? The best thing to do for ANYTHING you want to keep going is to get young kids involved. Sure mostly all young kids are dumbasses but they are necessary for the future.

What killed the rest of your personality?

I don’t want you in my neighborhood.

I felt the same way about sending messages through ritualistic killings and Se7en, but sometimes you just have to appreciate the interest movies build in the younger set to carry the torch to the next generation.

Should the kids get off your lawn too?

10/10, would autocross

The Taco is a good solid truck, and the people buying them full boat certainly do make up a significant buyer population. But if they ever do go to a Lexus pickup, I’d think they’d be better off with something more similar to a Ridgeline - you just start at a much higher level of cushiness due to lower NVH and the…

At least they didn’t find the hidden Fuel Shark.

Can you really get a closer shave with less irritation using the front grille?

How many krill can it consume in 1 hour?

I just realized how to have some fun.

I can imagine. It’s like an Elise, but more civilised. And it probably still leaks less.

Username checks out.

Volkswagen Engineer 1: Hey Hanz? What if we constructed some sort of chamber, put monkeys in it and then filled it full of poisonous gas?

this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

Then this music video is definitely not for you then.

Horse proximity gauge seems like it might come in handy if you’re hustling through Mustang country. Of course it’s of limited value unless combined with the optional Impala or Jackalope proximity gauges. Now, a Moose proximity gauge would sell like Vermont maple syrup covered flapjacks in the Green Mountain region.