10/10, would autocross

The Taco is a good solid truck, and the people buying them full boat certainly do make up a significant buyer population. But if they ever do go to a Lexus pickup, I’d think they’d be better off with something more similar to a Ridgeline - you just start at a much higher level of cushiness due to lower NVH and the…

At least they didn’t find the hidden Fuel Shark.

Can you really get a closer shave with less irritation using the front grille?

How many krill can it consume in 1 hour?

I just realized how to have some fun.

I can imagine. It’s like an Elise, but more civilised. And it probably still leaks less.

Username checks out.

Volkswagen Engineer 1: Hey Hanz? What if we constructed some sort of chamber, put monkeys in it and then filled it full of poisonous gas?

this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

Then this music video is definitely not for you then.

Horse proximity gauge seems like it might come in handy if you’re hustling through Mustang country. Of course it’s of limited value unless combined with the optional Impala or Jackalope proximity gauges. Now, a Moose proximity gauge would sell like Vermont maple syrup covered flapjacks in the Green Mountain region.

I am not responding to the dude in the grays here, who claims “No one likes learning.”

Labrador retrievers?

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish

Also, for the craft to achieve enough lift out of the thin air, as the article says, it would have to be traveling at orbital velocity 17,000 mph, which would burn / rip the wings off of anything trying it.

I think you mistake that sr20 for spoon engines. Ask hector

Seems like she dodged a bullet...

Most car insults seem to revolve around masculine insecurity.

Did you check that it isn’t Sergio trying to raise funds for FCA?