Username checks out.

It would....destroy such life...in favor of it’s new matrix.

Volkswagen Engineer 1: Hey Hanz? What if we constructed some sort of chamber, put monkeys in it and then filled it full of poisonous gas?

So, et cetera is often shortened to Etsy?

this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

Then this music video is definitely not for you then.

Only from a certain point of view.

Horse proximity gauge seems like it might come in handy if you’re hustling through Mustang country. Of course it’s of limited value unless combined with the optional Impala or Jackalope proximity gauges. Now, a Moose proximity gauge would sell like Vermont maple syrup covered flapjacks in the Green Mountain region.

Very nice, but not perfect. You need a rhyme in the first line. If I may humbly suggest...

I am not responding to the dude in the grays here, who claims “No one likes learning.”

Ever since I was a young man I built the Lego kits.

Labrador retrievers?

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish

Alexander was Macedonian... and was born almost a century after Xerxes died. I know that history doesn’t mean much in these things, but this is like Abraham Lincoln vs. Margaret Thatcher. (Which I would totally read: “Madness? THIS IS BRITAIN!”)

Also, for the craft to achieve enough lift out of the thin air, as the article says, it would have to be traveling at orbital velocity 17,000 mph, which would burn / rip the wings off of anything trying it.

I think you mistake that sr20 for spoon engines. Ask hector

*Return of Return of the Jedi

Seems like she dodged a bullet...

Most car insults seem to revolve around masculine insecurity.

Did you check that it isn’t Sergio trying to raise funds for FCA?