New options on 2018 Porsches:

Web journos all seem to take spellchecker for granite these days.

Excuse you. Furious 7 was the greatest thing to ever grace the silver screen. It is the new Citizen Kane. So now, whenever something is the pinnacle of its genre, you can say “it’s the Furious 7 of Baroque paintings” or whatever.

“It’s just gonna be a remake of Empire Strikes Back!”

They have uncomfortable relations with a rival order:

CRISPIN GLOVER IS PLAYING LANDO CALRISSIAN!?!?!?!?!

Pray she doesn’t alter the name any further.

Cyborg looks like Lord Dread from some alternate-universe Captain Power reboot.

I live for No Such Thing as a Fish and You’re the Expert.

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

This in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Klingon women, and that Klingons just spring out of holes in the ground!

You aren’t the brightest bulb in the box, are you?

The Chevy Cyst in no match for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

Soon we’ll be letting emotional support cars on planes.

Wait, which timeline of Khan is this going to tell? Either way, watching him watch his clan die on Ceti Alpha V doesn’t sound all that exciting. Now, the Eugenics Wars on the other hand...

Don’t even try and top Ken Russell...

Also Ace (like many, but not all, of the Doctor Who companions) wasn’t a sidekick; she was the protagonist. The Doctor was just the mentor figure there to guide her on her arc.

“I stand corrected” - said the man in orthopedic shoes.

I learned to drive in a SAAB: