The third roommate, a diehard Babylon 5 fan, was completely ignored by everyone.

Who are you trying to sound like? A drunk... or Sean Connery?

Is that pronounced “not-as-such-ians” and are they called that because they’re the same as crocodiles, but different?

He drew a deep breath. ‘Well, I’m back,’ he said.

Pictured: Sam Gamgee prepares to testify in the matter of Tolkien, Et. Al. v. Warner Bros.

Yeah, but it’s a unibody, so it doesn’t count as real music.

Tom Wlaschiha has joined the cast of TNT’s upcoming mystery scifi drama as Joda, “a mysterious neighbor who might not be who he seems”.

Hey Stef, I think the general manager of the dealership has returned to his desk.

Ok I’m just putting this out there. What if this time, instead of a Beetle, Herbie is a vengeful Ford Explorer owned by a pregnant woman...

It’s a shame Kindle was already taken.

Ferrari Edition

I’m pretty sure running out on $1.4B in debt qualifies him to be the President of the United State or at least hold a cabinet position.

Yet another way F&F predicted the future

Rejected rage lines:

While it’s a very good song, the use of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” in The Watchmen might go down in history as the worst use of a song. 

So much torque...the chassis...twisted...coming off the line.

Hammond sinks knife into May for failing to challenge Jeremy.
Well, he’s called Captain Slow for a reason...

I was out of town or my SPG would have been there.

That’s the beauty of this pretzel here. It’s soft, and smooth.