Dear Everyone Who Now Thinks That They Want An Old MG,

When you govern from Twitter....

IT”S NOT A FERRARI!

So Lincoln took down the tree, not Washington.

... or Casey Chan? ;)

To be fair, I wish it was socially acceptable to say Jag-yoo-ar as an American without looking like a giant tool.

I just assumed it was because all these kids and their newfangled “STANCEBRO” cars influencing train design. Thomas chuffed off to the Staceworks where Victor was fabricating some dope-ass spacers for the narrow-gauge steamies to roll up out the quarry. “Noice!” said Rheneas.

It’s a false flag tactic for the real surprise.

These cars are great deals especially when you find one wrecked.....

BRB, I’ll ask them what they’re doing.

You have pushed them too far America!

They’re gathering strength to call this guy.

That means its almost time

“Ishmael? I haven’t gone by that name in a long time.”

I wouldn’t mess with them. They have friends in high places.

Great. Now JJ Abrams is going to do a fucking reboot where Kirk & Co. have to travel back in time to 21st century San Francisco to save the Earth from humpback whales (nice flip-the-script twist).

Maybe...somebody’s coming...

I was wondering which one of you fuckers would “well actually” me.

Anyone else think beneath the shiny cars and tough acting facades, the most important thing to them is family? I think its family. Family is what I think it is. Family family family. Family.

Judge her by her size, do you?