Yeah. They should of checked tire pressures

Or hijack long haul trucks... usually at night.

Never mind the Sasquatch, there’s a freaking Magnum in the background! It’s been ages since I’ve seen one!

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

Sedans. Hands down. The public is abandoning them, manufacturers are making fewer of them, and everyone on Jalopnik is obsessed with shooting brakes and wagons. Sedans get no love. Here’s a beautiful E39 M5 to remind us all to think about what we’ve done.

Can’t they just follow the trail of oil drips to track them down and apprehend the evil-doers?

All the way to the cars and coffee exit.

lol,

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?

Did the jokers at National Electric Vehicle Sweden realize their acronym spelled backwards is Sven?

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Wouldn’t be the first time an Aston looked like a Mustang.

But that’s only when the car is facing forward to its line of travel, which is rare.

The production version actually had it integrated into the windshield, but the panel gap was just so huge that it looked like a traditionally mounted mirror.

Auto enthusiasts don’t buy cars. Can you blame them for not catering to us.

If you look at the preorders, they’re huge. Biggest ever. At least 1.5m preorders. Most preorders in history. Only crooked media shows empty booths. Fake news! We have the alternative facts to prove it!

Faraday Future/Pence 2020!

Who the hell is running Faraday Future? Sean Spicer?

“How white bread can you get?”