That’s pretty much the backstory of my current 9-3: nickel and diming the previous owner to death until they sold it to the shop that was doing all the repairs. As it happens there wasn’t much left that needed fixing, the shop took care of that, and it’s now my nearly trouble-free daily driver (apart from a growly AC…

*Saab

You must be swift as a coursing river...

I don’t want any trouble

Geez the tardigrades look like the Pinkys from the DOOM movie (and DOOM 3)

At his age and salt-and-pepperness, why not Idris Elba as M instead?

She can get a lot of Jaguar XKR for under $50k.

And a 9000, which looks even more trunk-like with a faux notch after the rear window.

Wow, this is almost identical to my first car. I’d vote CP on nostalgia factor alone.

Thank you, that’s exactly the type of reaction (“what the heck” followed by a facepalm or similar) I was going for.

You have a third-generation picture (with the open targa top) in the second-generation section.

That ad is really clutching at straws.

Is there a Nawara Ven cameo?

Shhh, and yeah I know BMW was focusing on radial and jet engines during the war. 

*give a cap

Supercharged German V-12 you say?

Yeah, those series were the best of the EU (RIP Aaron Allston). Almost makes you forget dreck like Darksaber and Courtship of Princess Leia. Almost.

I see you’re Gavin in to temptation. 

And Silly Squadron!

And Silly Squadron!